Because Boofy is the vibe. While Bitcoin pretends to be digital gold, Boofy The Cat is busy hiding your goldfish. He doesn’t ask for attention—he demands it with a side-eye and a tail flick.
Boofy doesn’t need a roadmap. He’s got instincts. And when Boofy moves, people notice. Sometimes they follow. Sometimes they just watch in awe as he claims the top of the fridge like it’s a throne.